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http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!-beau, peter and davidhttp://pantlessknights.comsupport us and go get the fake engagement ring + douchebag playing cards athttp://mstaken.comand here's a link to download the free mp3!http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymo...CREDITS:Created by Pantless KnightsProduced by Beau Lewis & Peter FuriaCamera by Peter FuriaLyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter FuriaVocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren CurtisBeat by RaniduStarring Michelle Nunes & Kate SiegelLYRICS:Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bubStalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-dick style, with a shoot and winkSnatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your faceLeave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to danceYou sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your dongs on my cocktail dressCold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pantsand I PUKE IN MY MOUTHSwallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said Ive got a groomI turn away, you start to poutAND I PUKE IN MY MOUTHYou ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirtRound up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teethI'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that assFind a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmmThats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tinyPit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it getsHe made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh permAND I PUKED IN MY MOUTHUpside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curseHelp me please, I could use a towel cause IPUKED IN MY MOUTHWhy are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chestPlease stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear caprisLast week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook siteIn my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and IPUKE IN MY MOUTHSoaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steamA bubble comes up that reminds me of you and IPUKE IN MY MOUTHThe next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTHI opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTHWhen I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTHI drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTHI just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTHI puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to meAnd when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to meYou're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to meForget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomyPUKE IN MY MOUTH...---------TWITTERShttp://twitter.com/pantlessknightshttp://twitter.com/mstakenringFACEBOOKShttp://facebook.com/pages/pantless-kn...http://facebook.com/pages/Ms-Taken/88...
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